Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twilight. Show all posts

Monday, August 26, 2013

The MTV VMA's Bring Us The First Trailer to 'Divergent'


Last night during the 2013 MTV VMA's, the first sneak peek trailer for Divergent was reaveled.

Based on the trilogy of Young Adult novels by Veronica Roth (Divergent, Insurgent and Allegiant), the film adaptation stars Shailene Woodley as Tris, an outsider in a dystopian future who does not fit into one of the pre-assigned classes society is grouped in to, and turns to changing her fate at any cost.

Directed by Neil Burger, Divergent  also stars Kate Winslet, Theo James, Miles Teller, Jai Courtney, Ashley Judd, Tony Goldwyn, Ray Stevenson, Zoe Kravitz, Maggie Q and Mekhi Phifer.

The film is set for 2D and IMAX screens on March 21, 2014.








Tuesday, August 20, 2013

FIlm Review: THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS: CITY OF BONES ★☆☆☆☆

I'm a not a Yong Adult novel reader, and to my dismay I have to admit I am decades beyond that target age group. Even though the genre sometimes has more than enough sci-fi, fantasy and horror elements to base plenty of material for a site like this, the formula for these works isn't really my thing. Sure I read the entire Harry Potter series (and who hasn't, young or old), the Hunger Games successfully plays older and well enough to various age groups, Percy Jackson is what it is, but my tolerance and attention span was less than scant for the YA forbidden romanticism that anchored The Twilight Saga's big screen adaptations.

Despite that this particular work is based heavily in a fantasy genre I typically enjoy, I could not have squirmed in my seat any more sitting through the flat line cookie cutter experience that was The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones.

Based on the first book in the bestselling series by Cassandra Clare, the film follows Clary Fray (Lily Collins), who sees the ordinary New York City life she lives with her mother (Lena Headey) turned upside down when she becomes caught between opposing sides of an ancient world of magic, fought by gothic angels, dark demons and various evil creatures.

When Clare starts subconsciously drawing a mysterious symbol, witnesses a murder in a nightclub, and her mother (Lena Heady) disappears following an attack in her apartment, she subsequently falls under the watchful eye of hunky vampire hunter Jace Weyland (Jamie Campbell Bower) and his fellow fighters-for-good called Shadowhunters. Revealed to be a descendant of the ancient warrior bloodline, Clare holds the secret in her subconscious to the whereabouts of a mystical artifact that offers ultimate power.


In the rapidly expanding genre of young adult novels adapted for the big screen, most of the other series have a footing in making their own identity. The Mortal Instruments not only takes a broad stroke cookie cutter approach, but also throws in anything and everything it can to push it along its way.

Sure there is a big quest, demons to battle, and a grand final showdown with the big baddie Valentine (Jonathan Rhys Meyers), but the film makes no excuses, for all intents and purposes, in winging it every step of the way.  Somebody need a weapon that would be extremely convenient to use, sure its available. Need a new foe to fight in this scene? Without rhyme, reason or back story some new horrific monster appears that probably popped into the visual FX team's heads at some random moment. At the start of the film we are presented with the ancient order Shadowhunters, great an original concept, but quickly added into the mix are vampires, werewolves, witches, warlocks in addition to other various creatures that can cause trouble. The screenplay runs along as if script doctor was there at every beat on set to provide the quickest and easiest fixes for any situation.


When the reluctant romance element kicks into gear, why not have set a scene in a magic garden in the film's NYC base of operations called The Institute (whose architectural grandeur also happens to be invisible to the eyes of normal humans. Hello Hogwarts?). Clary swoons for Jace, but her geeky life-long friend Simon (Robert Sheehan) of course completes the love triangle and provides for some cringe worthy romantic dialogue and moments. The movie takes heavy leads from the Twilight Saga when it concerns the two leads and both the expected and (almost) unexpected forbidden love bumps. If you don't think this is your thing, it isn't. While the film has its fair share of roll your eyes moments, it doesn't quite attain the laugh out loud high bar set by The Host.


There are also no shortage of direct cues taken from The Lost Boys, Harry Potter, Stargate and honest to God, The Empire Strikes Back. Some of these elements may not be painfully obvious to the mass of the intended younger viewers, but I was pleasantly surprised how well a throwaway Ghostbusters reference went over at my screening. Homage is one thing, but when I say the Shadowhunters keep a Stargate in the Institute (as in the movie and SG-1 Stargate), yes they really gave them a Stargate to utilize in a major plot point.

Lily Collins does her best as a reluctant one-dimensional heroine rammed head first into this supernatural mess. You would think there would be more depth written for a female lead who has an insane amount of upheaval thrush upon her. Campbell Bower plays it cold and occasionally silly at inopportune times. The Edward Cullen mold of hero is not lost here, just adding tattoos and leather for good measure in place of sparkly skin.


Clocking in at over two hours the pace surprisingly keeps moving along, but it tries to cram so much into every scene, from monsters, big effects, fight sequences, goth costumes, party scenes and romantic interludes, all it provides is even less reason to stop for a moment to explain exactly why the hell any of it is logistically happening. It manages to hit many of the familiar necessary beats you would expect from a first chapter setting up an inevitable franchise, but at the same time barely lays down a proper base coat to build upon you care about.

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones is soulless forgettable film fodder fit to fill in the void left in the wake of The Twilight Saga. Sadly it is hardly interested in pushing boundaries or making its own memorable mythology in the genre. Every beat of the story seems like off the cuff convenience rather than adhering to any of the thin plot parameters it has put so little thought into establishing. It is unfortunately content with begging, borrowing and re-hashing numerous familiar paths taken by other like films rather than making a leap into memorable new territory.



The Mortal Instruments: City of  Bones opens in theaters on August 21st.

REVIEW RATING: ★☆☆☆☆
Director: Harald Zwart
Starring: Lily Collins, Jamie Campbell Bower, Kevin Zegars, Robert Sheehan, Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Screenwriter: Jessica Postigo Paquette
Studio: Screen Gems
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 130 minutes



Friday, March 29, 2013

Film Review - THE HOST ★☆☆☆☆

Yesterday I wrote my three star review for G.I. Joe: Retaliation, a movie I thoroughly enjoyed but completely understood I was among its intended target audience. For me it delivered for what it was and earned its positive review. However I know not everyone would enjoy it as much as I did, and I have seen some scathing reviews from both mainstream reviewers and fan boy sites alike. But I can understand how moviegoers who fall way outside the G.I. Joe demographic would sooner run for the hills if given the choice of sitting through that movie or not.

A day later I find myself on the other side of the fence, writing a review for the silly, if not absurd at times tween sci-fi soap opera The Host. While I am good to go for any sci-fi film, I do not consider myself in any way of the mindset to appreciate the storytelling demographic author Stephanie Meyer brought forth to the big screen with her Twilight series.

So here comes The Host, the adaptation of Meyer's 2008 best selling novel that revisits the forbidden love themes that were the driving forces throughout The Twilight Saga. And much like my utter disconnection to Twilight, the same can be said for me in regards to The Host.

In the film's prologue we learn that in the near future, Earth at long last has found peace. All the evils brought forth by mankind have been excised and life has never been better for our little blue marble in the universe. But we learn soon enough that aliens have effectively taken control of the planet for the greater good via an Invasion of the Body Snatchers inspired scheme.

Alien symbiotes who happen to call themselves Souls have managed to crawl their way into human bodies and inhabit every living human being on the planet. They have made it a priority to not only right all the wrongs in our daily lives, but to live in our buildings, drive our cars and just freeload off our civilization's hard work.

Melanie Stryder (Saoirse Ronan) is one of the few remaining humans who has so far evaded possession, and is on the run with her brother Jamie (Chandler Canterbury) and beau Jared (Max Irons). Alas her time runs out and upon imminent capture, throws herself out of a window, choosing death over allowing alien acquisition of her body.

Melanie does not die from the fall, and when implanted with a Soul dubbed the Wanderer, she finds herself a prisoner in her own body. From this point on we are forced to endure an 'inner voice struggle' with Melanie nagging the Wanderer within her own head. For us this comes in the form of a constant irritating voice over as we effectively witness the film's main character argue with herself for nearly two hours.

The Wanderer is assigned to search through Melanie's memories so the other free humans can be tracked down for assimilation by a squad of alien bloodhounds led by the Seeker (Diane Kruger). Melanie somehow convinces the intrigued Wanderer to take her body to the super secret desert location where a human faction resides and reunite with her loved ones, including her Uncle Jeb (William Hurt), the grizzled leader of the rebel group.

What follows is really where all rhyme and reason are firmly tossed out the window. The Wanderer eventually wins over the desperate survivalists (because it's Melanie's body after all), is re-named Wanda by her new human buddies, and subsequently dabbles in a ridiculous forbidden love triangle with Melanie's grieving boyfriend Jared and his best friend Ian (who actually falls in love with the Wanderer/Wanda). Frankly I even had trouble distinguishing between Jared and Ian, as all the male characters are cast from the same chiseled CW model.

If there was any attempt made at making a movie out of a juvenile novel that wouldn't insult adults (the Harry Potter folks managed to pull it off throughout eight movies), maybe we would have have something worthwhile here to talk about. But the film is so chock full of the same sappy forbidden banter that poisoned the similarly themed Twilight Saga, and is plagued with a cast of characters who simply make so many inane decisions you find yourself perpetually shaking your head in disbelief over what's transpiring on screen.

When you get to the point when for no good reason whatsoever a human falls in love with what should be perceived as nothing less than a threatening alien invader in sheep's clothing, the film clearly enters the 'Why, God why?' zone. It's time to either throw up your hands or throw in the towel. But in Meyer's never edgy world of storytelling, there is a gaggle of interchangeable male cast members for the main audience, but worse only one clear cut villain in Kruger's Seeker. As it turns out in a cop out, the Souls truly aren't without yes, souls, and are not the one-dimensional malevolent invaders you should be rightfully rooting against, which renders nearly every aspect of conflict absolutely pointless.

The Host takes an intriguing sci-fi premise and executes it with unabashed tween fanfare that only an eleven year old could possibly find forgiveness for. Long stretches of sappy dialogue that rank up there with the greatest hits of Anakin and Padme force you to wonder how writer/director Andrew Niccol (Gattaca) kept himself and his cast straight faced throughout production.

Perhaps this is all acceptable fare to the Twi-Hard crowd that pushed Stephanie Meyer's big screen adaptations to the box office stratosphere. Truth be told I am guilty of enjoying my fair share of mindless action films and comedies that display a similar disrgard for the movie goer's intelligence. But if humans can find true love amongst vampires and werewolves  in one franchise, Meyer has successfully threatened  us with a new silly potential sci-fi series to play upon similar themes overcoming forbidden romance.  


The Host opens on March 29th.

REVIEW RATING: ★☆☆☆☆
Directed By: Andrew Niccol
Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Diane Kruger, Jake Abel, Max Irons, William Hurt, Chandler Canterbury
Studio: Open Road
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 125 minutes



Sunday, February 24, 2013

The Razzies Razz 'Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2' With Seven Awards


Honoring the best of the worst in cinema, the 33rd Annual Razzie Awards made it known that the vampires the final installment in the Twilight Saga really did suck, scoring seven 'wins' in the ten categories. Sweeping of the event, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part Two notably took home the gold for Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Actress and Worst Supporting Actor. The film was easily the one to beat considering it went in with eleven nominations.

Well earned spray painted raspberry statues also went to Rhianna for Worst Supporting Actress for a truly cringe-worthy turn in Battleship, and Adam Sandler as Worst Actor for That's My Boy. Kristen Stewart's win was a double duty victory for both Breaking Dawn and Snow White and the Huntsman.

The annual event was held last night, and always on the eve of the slightly more prestigious Academy Awards. 

Here is the complete list of this year's award winners:

WORST PICTURE
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part II

WORST DIRECTOR
Bill Condon – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part II 

WORST ACTRESS
Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part II / Snow White and the Huntsman 

WORST ACTOR
Adam Sandler – That’s My Boy

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Rihanna – Battleship 

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part II 

WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part II 

WORST SCREENPLAY
That’s My Boy

WORST RE-MAKE, RIPP-OFF OR SEQUEL
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part II 

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part II 


SOURCE: Razzies.com



Wednesday, January 9, 2013

The 2013 Razzie Nominations Announced, 'Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2' Leads The Pack

Sorry Twi-Hards, but your beloved Breaking Dawn, Part 2 led pack in today's nominations for the 33rd Annual Golden Raspberry Awards, which will once again honor the year's worst in cinema.

The tongue-in-cheek antithesis of the Academy Awards, the Razzies managed to honor the final chapter of the Twilight Saga with a comfortable clean sweep and a nod in all ten categories including Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay and Worst Acting nods for cast mates Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Ashley Greene and Taylor Launtner (respectively).

Other films honored with multiple mentions include the $200 million sea-dud Battleship, That's My Boy starring Razzie veteran Adam Sandler, and Tyler Perry's Madea's Witness Protection. Individuals singled out for their body of thespian work throughout the year were Kristen Stewart for Twilight / Snow White and the Huntsman, Tyler Perry for Alex Cross / Good Deeds (plus two Worst Director nods), Brooklyn Decker for Battleship / What To Expect When Your Expecting,  Liam Neeson for Wrath of the Titans / Battleship and Jessica Biel for Total Recall / Playing For Keeps.

The 33rd Annual Golden Raspberry Awards ceremony will be held the day before the Academy Awards on Saturday, February 23rd.

Here is the complete list of honorees:

Worst Picture
  • Battleship
  • The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
  • That’s My Boy
  • A Thousand Words
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Worst Director
  • Sean Anders – That’s My Boy
  • Peter Berg – Battleship
  • Bill Condon – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
  • Tyler Perry – Good Deeds / Madea’s Witness Protection
  • John Putch – Atlas Shrugged: Part I

Worst Actress
  • Katherine Heigl – One for the Money
  • Milla Jovovich – Resident Evil: Retribution
  • Tyler Perry – Madea’s Witness Protection
  • Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 / Snow White and the Huntsman
  • Barbra Streisand – The Guilt Trip

Worst Actor
  • Nicolas Cage – Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance / Seeking Justice
  • Eddie Murphy – A Thousand Words
  • Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
  • Tyler Perry – Alex Cross / Good Deeds
  • Adam Sandler – That’s My Boy

Worst Supporting Actress
  • Jessica Biel – Playing For Keeps / Total Recall
  • Brooklyn Decker – Battleship / What to Expect When You’re Expecting
  • Ashley Greene – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
  • Jennifer Lopez – What to Expect When You’re Expecting
  • Rihanna – Battleship

Worst Supporting Actor
  • David Hasselhoff – Piranha 3-DD
  • Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
  • Liam Neeson – Battleship / Wrath of the Titans
  • Nick Swardson – That’s My Boy
  • Vanilla Ice – That’s My Boy

Worst Screen Ensemble
  • Battleship
  • The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure
  • That’s My Boy
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
  • Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screenplay
  • Atlas Shrugged Part II
  • Battleship
  • That’s My Boy
  • A Thousand Words
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel
  • Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance
  • Piranha 3-DD
  • Red Dawn
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
  • Madea’s Witness Protection

Worst Screen Couple
  • Any two cast members from Jersey Shore in The Three Stooges
  • Mackenzie Foy and Taylor Lautner in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
  • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
  • Tyler Perry and his drag in Madea’s Witness Protection
  • Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, Leighton Meester, or Susan Sarandon in That’s My Boy

Friday, August 17, 2012

Film Review: COSMOPOLIS ★½☆☆☆☆

Cosmopolis, not my cup of Friday night cinematic escapist tea after a taxing week of work. Not by a longshot. To be fair, perhaps to select art house movie fans, the new film from director David Cronenberg starring Robert Pattinson may be the perfect tedious dialogue-intensive subjective plot-lined diversion from all the wham bam eye candy summer spectacles that have hit multiplexes all summer long. And to them, all I can say is: "More power to you."

Cosmopolis, is without question, an edgy eccentric cat that will test your attention span. Set in an alternate version of our present day world that is muddled in financial woes and heightened violent civillian protests, the film is difficult to narrow down to a simple logline. Robert Pattinson plays Eric Packer, a young billionaire who despite his head of security's adamant advice, is hell bent on traveling across town in his stretch limo to get a haircut from his father's aged barber. To complicate things on this New York City day, the intended route is plagued with bumper to bumper traffic, street riots, and death threats have been made to the visiting President of the United States.

Packer, who has a massive amount of his fortune wagered on a risky financial venture, heads out on this trek that predominantly takes place in the claustrophobic confines of his hi-tech limo. Along the way, various strange figures who factor into his life hop into the car as it happens by them during the drawn out odyssey. Each one-on-one exchange, whether it be with his aloof new billionairess wife (Sarah Gadon), technology chief (Jay Baruchel), art dealer (Emily Mortimer), financial advisor (Emily Hampshire), or a wordy 'theorist' (Samantha Morton), allows Packer to spout layer upon layer of long winded dialogue with a heavy helping of pretentious sarcasm.

Cosmopolis, based on the 2003 novel by Don DeLillo, evokes themes that not so subtly mirror today's headlines made from the Occupy Movement and class struggles between the 99% and the 1%.  Eric Packer, by design, is by no means an exciting character, and Pattinson plays him straight out with dead eyes and a flatline smirky delivery of an American accent laced with an 'I'm better than you' tone. It makes the film's lead both fairly unlikeable and unrelatable, and doesn't help us as we sit through Packer's ill advised and far from incident-free day.

Pattinson, not for a lack of trying, has managed only a scant body of work outside of the Twilight series since he first took on the role of the pasty brooding vampire heart throb Edward Cullen. With the final installment of the blockbuster tween series hitting screens in November, the actor will have appeared in five Twilight films since 2008 (taking into account that Breaking Dawn has been split into two installments).

When he managed to find time to rest and squeeze in roles that did not require him to wearing fangs, they have been choices that in theory, were meant to test the waters of breaking out of the Twi-Hard demo. But the adaptation of Sara Gruen's Water For Elephants, and the don't get me started on Remember Me, with its desperate, unnecessary, and insulting final scenes link to the events of 9/11, hardly could be considered showcase leaps of his acting range. And despite clearly being Pattinson's edgiest role to date, Cosmopolis won't do it either.

There is the saving grace third act appearance by a sociopath played by Paul Giamatti, who never disappoints when it comes to stealing the show whether it's in a lead or supporting role (now two in a row for Mr. Giamatti this summer, following his stand out scenes along side Tom Cruise in Rock Of Ages). In the tense twenty minute life or death climax, Giamatti succeeds in pumping some much needed life saving blood into the soulless film. The scene reminded me of the sequence in Boogie Nights where the bathrobe-clad Alfred Molina points a loaded gun towards Mark Whalberg and friends, set to the duet of Night Ranger's Sister Christian and random exploding firecrackers.

But director Cronenberg, who has made his fair share of both straightforward films and experimental sidetracks, uses so little sound design beyond the dialogue track to augment his static scenes. Cronenberg even goes so far to explain that Packer's limo has been thoroughly sound proofed to avoid adding in even the slightest of outside street noise. But the dead air issue is never more apparent when the stakes are at their highest at the end, and is what separates a classic scene from Paul Thomas Anderson's film from a similar scene here that could have raised the tension level.

For the most part, if your mind tends to wander at a movie where you can hear a pin drop (much less hear the crackling of a candy wrapper or the rustling of a popcorn bag), you are better off at the adjacent theater at The Expendables 2 than trying to decipher the at times frustrating dialogue, rally through the tedious pacing, or endure occasional shock value twists that will test your patience even further. If anything, Cosmopolis certainly succeeds as serving as counter programming to every other film it is up against.

David Cronenberg is a versatile filmmaker with a resume that includes films I have seen more than once like The Fly, Dead Ringers, Eastern Promises, A History of Violence, and eXistnZ. This film just as easily could have worked on the stage given its minimal cinematic grandeur and enclosed settings. While I do enjoy a good David Mamet penned film, a stage to film translation mentality is best for keeping pace here.

I am not going to ramble on and on, when at the end of the day I feel that reviewing, whether it be film, TV, music, or literary, is all subjective. What one person may rate as four stars, the next may belittle it with zero. There certainly exists a whole other platform when it comes to films that can be scientifically proven to be bad films.

Pattinson now has the whole world ahead of him now in his post-Twilight career. Frankly I'd like to see him borrow a page from Hugh Grant's mid-nineties career and take a crack at some crowd pleasing romantic comedies as a nervous nelly Brit next to Emma Stone, Kate Hudson, or Anna Faris. There is nothing wrong with a varied career path split between the art film and the safe film, and Cosmopolis is no where near the safe side. Perhaps this may very well be Pattinson waving the flag to his loyal Twi-Hards signaling that this is the way its gonna be from here on in.



Cosmopolis opens in New York and Los Angeles on August 17th, and nationwide on August 24.

REVIEW RATING:  ★½☆☆☆☆
Directed By: David Cronenberg
Starring: Robert Pattinson, Paul Giamatti, Juliette Binoche, Jay Baruchel, Samantha Morton   
Studio: Entertainment One
Rated: R
Running Time: 108 minutes



Monday, January 2, 2012

The Nerdy Rotten Scoundrel 2012 Movie Survival Guide

2012 is here and Nerdy Rotten Scoundrel has a preview of what we can look forward to seeing on the big screen (some more than others) with this breakdown of some upcoming geektastic films. The new year will see the return of Batman, James Bond, the Hobbits, the Men In Black, and Spider-Man, lots more unnecessary 3-D, and a few sequels that fans probably really didn't demand...